Monday, November 17, 2008

Kids today...

*BIG LOUD CRASH*


*LONG, LOUD, 3 YEAR OLD'S SCREAM*


Mom rushes to the kitchen, only to find that her son is flat on his back on the hard kitchen floor. He is surrounded by canned goods and dry goods. The tall, pantry style cabinet is open, and one of the sliding drawers is hanging askew. Child is crying vigorously, so Mom scoops him up and snuggles him. He finally calms down and the following conversation occurs:
M: Where are your ouches?
Z: I don't have any.
M: Oh, were you just scared?
Z: Yeah.
M: Were you trying to climb the cupboard?
Z: (Indignant) NO!
M: (Doubtful) You weren't?
Z: No, I was swinging.
M: Swinging?
Z: (Nods)
M:

3 comments:

Nicki said...

Ugh!

kbbryant said...

Ah Marie, kids that age are so literal, black and white! That was really funny.

I enjoyed your comment about my African Violet post.

Kathy b

Stinson Family said...

Wow he is lucky not to be hurt.