As I walk through the house for a dry shirt, having bathed Z and gotten wet...
Michael: Mom, which takes longer, a long shower or a bath?
Mom: I don't know, which?
Michael: A long shower, 'cuz you waste water while you're washing.
5 seconds pass, I'm now in my room changing...
Michael: Mom, do you know where the scotch tape is?
Mom: No, why?
Michael: Aww, 'cuz I want to put it around my fingers and climb the walls.
Yeah, he's 7 alright.